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Meet
the Band
Current Lineup
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Doug Belford
Guitar/Vocals
Ever since the trauma of watching Timmy being devoured by Lassie in the infamous "Donner Party" episode when he was a young lad,
Doug has tried to erase the memory through a series of extremely loud bands. For some reason he thinks that the horror
could be eased by concentrating on his tinitus. Go figure. Learn more about Doug HERE.
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Meri Schaefer
Vocals, Drums
After a misspent youth listening to commercial jingles and stalking Robert Goulet (RIP), Meri embarked on a career of internet piracy.
Always one step ahead of the law, she hid her ill gotten gains by claiming to be a "Musician" or something. (this is her only known likeness caught on film, much like the Loch Ness Monster, does she really exist?)
Learn more about Meri HERE.
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Brian McKinny
Drums
Brian's earliest memories are of the San Diego zoo, where his parents unfortunately left him once as a child.
Luckily, they remembered to go back and get him, but only after many many years had passed. Brian subsisted on nourishment too horrible
to imagine, but gleaned a lot of knowledge from his animal mentors. He speaks most of the predator languages, some cloven hoof and rodent,
has trouble with invertebrates, but hey, don't we all? Learn more about Brian HERE.
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Steve Bray
Bass/Vocals
Steve reluctantly gave up his dream of driving his very own
ice cream truck years ago and has contented himself with playing in bands ever since,
barely able to make a living and subsisting on bar food left alone by unwary patrons.
Learn more about Steve HERE.
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Gone??? Definitely not Forgotten...
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Rick Johnson
Vocals
Well, faster than you can say, well, something that is easy to say quickly, Rick realized how much he LOATHED playing with us and
has decided to return to the land of championship fishing tournaments. He will occasionally pop in with SJ here and there in the future as we have some rather
incriminating photos from that incident in Toledo...
Learn more about Rick HERE.
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Pete Bouras
Vocals, December 2006 - March 2008
Vocals
Pete Bouras (if that's his real name) has decided to devote his time to his various pursuits as a billionaire recluse/crimefighter.
He is also working on making a deoderant for dogs although we TOLD him that was a bad idea. God speed!
Learn more about Pete HERE.
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Terry Moore
Bass, 2003 - April 2004
Terry, one of the original members of Smylin' Jack was eaten by wolves. No, that's not right, he is alive and well and
running his own empire from the comforts of home, punctuated by frequent trips to the cities where games of chance are LEGAL.
Learn more about Terry HERE.
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