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Birthday: Unknown
Roth or Hagar: Roth, no Hagar, no Roth, err, Hagorothttppphhtt...
Previous Bands that matter: Georgia Satellites, some others in California, umm, did any of them REALLY matter?
Favorite venue: My Bedroom
Spooning or Forking: Sporking! Get the benefits of both I say...
Who is more inherently evil, Dogbert or Stewie Griffin? I'd have to check their auras, I AM from California after all
Do you snore: No.
Desert Island, one item to take, what is it: My Ladamlian Tomlinson Bobblehead Doll(tm), Go Chargers!
Do you like brown: Brown what, the color? Can you be more sp...
We'll say yes. What? Is that a question! Can i Answ...
No. Umm, whatever dude, I thought I was here to be...
Examined and dissected like one of God's innocent creatures in the name of unholy science!!!!?!?!?!? Well, at least interviewed... Weirdo.
Weirdest eyepatch you own: Believe it or not, I have quite the collection of Pince nez' and monacles, with quite a few patches and ocular inserts, my personal fave is the ball with 3-D Hula Girl on it
You REALLY have that kind of stuff? Sick, Man: Hey! I thought that was a legitimate question!
Dead person you'd most like to meet: OK, Hmmm, Richard Nixon? No, Agnew, wait, Ford just died right? Umm...
Des Moines or Kalamazoo: Kalamazoo
Favorite holiday meal: Spam Turkey, tofu dressing
Piercings or Tattoos: Tattoos of a piercing
Algebra or Geometry: AlgeBRA. Get it? It's got the word Bra in it! What?
Best Darrin Benson moment: When Jeannie throws the ICE
Aspirations: Undecided
Anyone to thank: I'd like to thank my...
Good interview, we're out: Mother!