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Birthday: SagiPisceCorn
Favorite nonfictional character: Spiderman - don't try to tell me he isn't real, I will bitch slap you - I mean it!
Previous bands that matter: GVB, Big Fat Daddy, Slider, Bloody Meri
How hot is it? What are you talking about, is this guy on drugs or something?
What do you see when you turn out the light? I can't tell you but I know it's mine
Favorite Venue: Somewhere close
Do semi evil people go to Heck when they die? Please to define semi evil
Roth or Hagar: Ragar
Best place to get crabs? The eating kind or the itchy kind?
The itchy kind that you eat. I promised myself I would never go through that again, I mean the little microscopic buggers are so hard to shell...
If Abraham Lincoln had not garnered the Presidentail nomination in 1860, who would have been your candidate - Salmon Chase or William Seward? Given the extremely precarious state of our nation at that juncture in history, I would have probably gone with Seward, Chase's polarizing views on abolitionism would have made him an untenable and therefore unelectable alternative
Do you like puppies? Sweet Jeebus yes! How bout THEM puppies!
Favorite cheese: By taste or by intestinal blockage property? Hmm, Brie for taste, Venezuelen Beaver cheese for blockage
How can you stand that Steve Bray guy? Shhh, not so loud, I told you we'd talk about that later
Have you ever pined for the Fjords? No, but I have been shagged out after a prolonged squawk
Gotta love the Python, 3 or more partners at once? To do things right, the more the merrier! Wait, what exactly are YOU referring to? Can I change my answer?
No. Goes to permanent record, sorry. Mead or Sake? Hot Sake! Arigato!
If someone were to begin choking what would you use to protest the brutal regime in North Korea? That doesn't make any sense.
Sorry, I can't read my own writing sometimes. So, read any good books lately? Umm, well I started reading this interesting missive by...
Glad to hear it, who let the dogs out? I hadn't finished answering, you jerk! I thought this...
What? I wasn't listening. Spork or Foon? Foon? I'm gonna kick you in the jimmy!
Yeah right, I'M asking the questions here... MAN! That F***ING HURT! A**WIPE!



Here's a link to Meri's BLOODY MERI MySpace site! Enjoy!