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Birthday: June something
Favorite fictional character: Moe, the bartender on the Simpsons
Previous bands that matter: GVB, Outta Touch, Lowdown, Slider
Will robots rule the world? Well they are strong, once the A.I. kicks in we're toast!
Who would you rather sleep with, Millard Fillmore or James Garfield? Considering they're both DEAD, I'd have to say Garfield. But my door definitely does not swing THAT way. Not that there's anything wrong... Jeez, next question already
Favorite Venue: Where am I now?
What are we gonna do about all the garbage? I dunno, can you rephrase?
Roth or Hagar: Hagar
Best casino table game? Any one where the liquor is FREE!
If 2 trains travelling at high speed were about to collide, one at 75 MPH, the other at 80 MPH, would Jim Brown's character in the Dirty Dozen still get killed at the end? I, umm. Let me think about that.
Wasn't Santa mean to Rudolph in Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer? Now that I think of it, Santa WAS a dick!
Pizza or Chinese: Chinese ON the Pizza
How many times have you been called "Bon Jovi" by people? Well, I can't count that high
Who is the current head of the Department of Education? Easy. The appropriately named Margaret Spellings
Damn. Thought I had you. Chew or smoke? Smoke, a Lot, too much really
Would you marry Bud Light if you could? Oh yeah, sweet nectar of the Gods...
Least favorite irritant, Richard Simmons or a Howler Monkey? What the hell? I guess the Monkey, but WTF dude?
I have to pee. Is that a question? Not here dude, come on!
OK, now, Zeus or Superman in a fight? Well Zeus is magical right? Hmm. My head hurts.



I can't put Porn on this website for some reason. But here is a link to his brother Wes Johnson's site instead...