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Birthday: I'm not allowed to tell you
Favorite fictional character: Gumby
Previous bands that matter: GVB, Eric King
How comfortable are you? I was fairly comfortable until you asked about it
If you were an ant, red or black? Umm, hmm. Red?
Favorite Venue: Computer room, surfing porn... I mean CNN! CNN!
What are your plans for Iran? I didn't know it was up to me!
Roth or Hagar: Hagar
Best casino table game? Any one that I win.
Is Erik Estrada the Anti-Christ? Not the last time I checked, but I guess he COULD be
Could you understand Brad Pitt's character in "Snatch"? Yes. I speak fluent Pikey.
How many cars do you own? I might buy one today, so I can't answer that right now
Felt Hat or Viking Helmet Felt Viking Helmet
What is the square root of 6234789123? Ask me something hard, 78960.680867125253025263938746931
Without a calculator? What's that smoke smell? Neighbors making jerky
Would you marry Britney Spears? What's in it for me, besides the wealth, fame and tatas?
Playboy or Penthouse: Penthouse?
Nausea or Cramping: Depends on the situation
What about me? YOU are insane. I'm gone.



Terry asked me to not put him on the net as the ice weasels will find him there.